The Daily Turd

If I Have To Find Jesus, Does That Mean He’s Hiding?

The Daily Turd — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:27:26 +0000

If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he’s hiding?

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Your Mom. Rated E for Everyone

The Daily Turd — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:24:55 +0000

Your Mom. Rated E For Everyone.

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Rape Is No Laughing Matter Unless You’re Raping A Clown

The Daily Turd — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:21:50 +0000

Rape is no laughing matter unless you’re raping a clown

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Diversity Stole My Bike

The Daily Turd — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:17:10 +0000

Diversity stole my bike

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Easy Like Sunday Morning

The Daily Turd — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:12:41 +0000

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Easy Like Sunday Morning Shirt

Your Text Here

The Daily Turd — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:06:49 +0000

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Your Text Here Shirt

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like

The Daily Turd — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:30:10 +0000

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like

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No, It’s Cool. Jesus Died For My Sins.

The Daily Turd — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:26:45 +0000

No, It’s Cool. Jesus Died For My Sins.

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God Bless America (Except Idaho)

The Daily Turd — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:24:04 +0000

God Bless America (Except Idaho. Fuck Idaho!)

I Don’t Give A Shit

The Daily Turd — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:21:00 +0000

I don’t give a shit about the environment, politics, the homeless, animals, starving children, cancer, and everything else. So, no, I won’t sign your fucking petition or give you any money.

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Blue Trash Smurfs Shirt

The Daily Turd — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:15:12 +0000

Blue Trash Smurfs Shirt

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Vagina Fanboy

The Daily Turd — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:11:22 +0000

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Vagina Fanboy Shirt

Carrot Top

The Daily Turd — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:05:24 +0000

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Carrot Top Prophet Muhammad Shirt

If I Can Build A Computer, I Can Make You Cum

The Daily Turd — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:29:29 +0000

If I can build a computer, I can make you cum

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Prince of Dorkness

The Daily Turd — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:09:46 +0000

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Prince of Dorkness Shirt

Suck It Before I Change My Mind

The Daily Turd — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:07:38 +0000

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Suck It Before I Change My Mind Shirt

I Love Watermelon and Fried Chicken Too

The Daily Turd — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000

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I Love Watermelon and Fried Chicken Too Shirt

Pezbians

The Daily Turd — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:56:45 +0000

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Pezbians Shirt

Where Peanut Butter Comes From

The Daily Turd — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:54:15 +0000

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Peter Pan Shirt: Where Peanut Butter Comes From

Ask Me About My Dick

The Daily Turd — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:50:31 +0000

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I don’t have any grandkids. Ask me about my dick.

Douche Baggins

The Daily Turd — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:48:40 +0000

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Homosexuals Are Gay!

The Daily Turd — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:42:54 +0000

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Homosexuals are gay!

Learn To Speak Native American Or Get The Fuck Out

The Daily Turd — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:40:06 +0000

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I Meet or Exceed Expectations

The Daily Turd — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:12:32 +0000

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YouTube MySpace And I’ll Google Your Yahoo

The Daily Turd — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:01:49 +0000